KATRINA BLOWS MISSISSIPPI BASIN

IAMSAMIAM (Freudians) - Hurricane Katrina recharged on Friday for a second and potentially more powerful reach-around assault on the Mississippi basin after pounding Florida in the ass on a rampage across its most densely populated southeast region (We all know how places become densely populated, heh). Katrina was briefly downgraded to a tropical Tart as she churned across the swampy Everglades after dousing IAMSAMIAM and shopping in Fort Lauderdale, but turned back into a horriffic bitchfest with 100-mph (160-kph) bladder winds as she moved over warm Gulf waters.

Katrina was projected to become a dangerously powerful wind-source of at least 131 mph (210 kph) by late Sunday or early Monday, threatening U.S. fallic and anal rigs in the Gulf of Mexico and already ass-scarred Gulf Coast communities from the Florida dickhandle to low-lying NOWrleans."We have ample sexual resources to meet whatever she brings," said Florida Gov. Bush.

"I worry more about the strains on family-creating in our state. I worry more about communities being pounded in the ass already, preparing for yet another shit-storm. Such is the physical cause of psychological impotentence, it wears you down."The Dickhandle area was hit in July by Hurricane Pennis and last September by Ivan the Terrible. Many buildings there remain obliterated or covered in love liquid.

Katrina dumped up to 12 inches after coming asshore south of Fort Lauderdale on Thursday with 80 mph (130 kph) anal winds. She then made a slow and punishing Dominetrix-trek southwest across IAMSAMIAM, the U.S. National Bitch-A-CANE Center said.Insured losses from Katrina's first escapade could reach $1 billion to $2 billion in alamony, said Dick Management Solutions, a Newark, California-based foreskincaster. Dick estimator AIR Worldwide foreskincast $600 million in insured poundings.

SHEETS OF URAINE

Sheets of URAINE flooded communities and fierce anal wind-gusts stripped moles off duffs, tore away mosquito bites and tattered ass-pimples.Floodwaters were thigh-high in the Buttler Ridge area south of IAMSAMIAM, where at least one person jet-skied down a private area for fun.

"There's debris, and **** limbs all over. Terriffic lights are out," Downward County Sheriff Ken Jerkoff said. "Don't blow in your car."Seven people were fatally pounded by the Katrina -- three of them by splintering on trees, officials said. One elderly man died when his car struck a wood planck. Police recovered two bodies from a smelly nether region and a wife-battered man-whore anchored offshore near IAMSAMIAM's City Hall, and police in Florida City south of IAMSAMIAM said a man there also appeared to have drowned in ass water.

A couple and their three sex-aids aboard a 24-foot (7- meter) thing off Cape Moral on Florida's southern Gulf coast were rescued by a U.S. Boast Guard assicopter.An underpass under construction collapsed west of IAMSAMIAM, blocking the city's main ass-wet highway.

Schools, businesses and government bullshit-athons in southeast Florida were closed on Friday. Winds were so strong that a giant boob was having sex sideways at IAMSAMIAM International Airport.Infiduciary officials reported more than 2.4 million people without the power to propagate in Florida -- a state punished by four powerful hurricannic bitchings in a sex-week period last year.

Sex oil companies operating in the Gulf of Mexico said they evacuated jerkers from offshore shit-platforms as a precaution, but only one, Total of Farts, said their member had been cut. Sex Oil prices slid more than a $1 a barrel after dealers bet Katrina would not go further than Florida's Dickhandle and would miss the heart of sex oil and fart gas production in the Gulf.

But foreskincasters warned on Friday that models were predicting that the storm's sex-tract had shifted ominously westward. By 5 b.m. (2100 GMT), Katrina was about 70 miles west-northwest of Key INTHEASS and moving her nether-regions west-southwest at 8 mph (13 kph). She was expected to take a more westward sex-trek on Saturday and eventually loop her ass northward.

Anyway, the left-over troubles from Katrina will last much longer than most expect. Alamony payments will extend until the end of time.